Let me tell you something about Wu Zetian: we were best friends back in the Ancient Era. I know, right?! It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even — ! Whatever! So, then, around the Classical Era I started ramping up my production, which was great, because, I struggled earlier, and Wu Zetian was like, weirdly jealous of my world wonders. Like, if I built the Forbidden Palace, she’d be like, “How dare you?! That’s a Chinese world wonder!” and I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, when the World Congress came around, which was full of esteemed world leaders, I was like, “Wu, I’m gonna’ have to embargo you, because, I think you’re a jerk.” I mean I couldn’t let a jerk make money from trading routes. She could have made money and bullied everyone. I mean, right?! She was a jerk. So then she started denouncing me to the other world leaders and they started denouncing her back, it was so retarded. And, then, she waited ten turns to start a war with me she couldn’t afford, halting most of her production, and now I guess she’s lost her capital.